Once again, size matters here, so let’s keep using the 750ml bottle. Also, the type of wine makes a difference. The range is actually between 450 and 1450 calories, meaning your average bottle will contain 750 calories. So, if you don’t eat, 3 bottles would be your average daily calorie intake. Not recommended.

Sorry guys, I couldn’t wait until I finished writing. I just went ahead and tried it. The answer is no. Well, not permanently at least. Taking wine baths is actually a thing, and some say it has health benefits. Staining your tub is highly possible, so I’m seeing some extra exercise in the future cleaning it.

Here’s your chance to impress on the fly. Show off those crazy math skills, right? So, if you had one glass per night as an adult, over your life time that would be equivalent to around 4,160 bottles of wine! Of course, that depends on, you know, how long you are an adult. A bottle a week would be 2,970 bottles. Before you throw this fact out there, however, I’d recommend giving a slight pause and looking up. Make it look like you are doing super fast math in your head and not just spouting facts from memory.

One bottle of 750ml wine weighs around 2.65 lbs. A case of 12 bottles would weigh about 30 to 40 lbs. 10 cases would weigh between 300 to 400 lbs. One case being carried by an elephant would weigh 10,400 lbs. Well, that depends on the size of the elephant. Yeah, I had to look that one up. I’m the wine expert, not the animal whisperer.

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Great question! This one actually makes sense! So, the average vineyard acre contains about 2.5 tons of grapes, or 5,000 lbs. That’s like filling 2 of the elephants from question 5 up with grapes. Impressive, I know.

There is zero! Now I know some of you are going to try to use this to create some new diet. I wouldn’t recommend that, but if you are currently doing a low fat and low cholesterol diet, the wine won’t hurt you there, so drink up.

Surprisingly, the answer to this question is yes! As long as the juice is kept at a warm temperature, it will eventually turn into wine. Would I drink it? Probably not. Just because it becomes wine doesn’t mean it’s good wine. Still, fun fact to know!

Seriously, who is writing these questions? Of course it does! Everything goes well with tacos. Well, I take that back. The wine from question 9 probably would still be terrible. Or maybe not. Everything is good with tacos.

Ahhh, we are taking this to another level I see? There are currently 1,268 confirmed varieties worldwide. Once again, and sorry if I’m being repetitive, but the wine you made from question 9 is not included in this list.

This can vary, depending on the varietal and winemaker, but the range is between 300 and 900 grapes! The average is around 550, or 5.5 bunches of grapes in each bottle! I can already see you trying to calculate your fruit intake part of your diet. No, these grapes don’t count for that. Sorry.

The average barrel used to in the production process will contain 295 bottles of wine! No, that does not include the bottles. That’s just the wine. I feel silly having to explain that.

Ummmm…..Depends on where you are. However there are usually laws against drinking your spouse.

There are approximately 20 million acres of grapes grown in the world today! That makes grapes the number 1 ranked fruit crop! That’s a lot of elephants full of grapes if we are using that weird equation from earlier.

The first ever corkscrew was patented in 1795. I’m not talking about the corkscrew move in pilates (Don’t ask me why I know that is a thing.) No, I’m talking about the actual corkscrew that you use to open your wine. Pilates didn’t exist until 1796, right?

Now this one will probably start up some crazy discussion at your wine tasting, so I’m going to arm you with the truth. The vintage of a wine is the year the grapes were actually grown! There, now you know the truth.

I can’t even. Just stop it.

Yes, yes it is. However, I don’t recommend sitting in the corner at the wine tasting telling bad one liners to your glass. You will just look weird or drunk or both. But throwing out this fun fact will probably attract some laughter out of intrigue.

The most widely produced grape in the world of winemaking is Cabernet Sauvignon. That’s about all I got on that one.

So, there you have it. 20 fun and useful facts you can use at your next wine tasting or party. Or, if you are at a zoo, feel free to use all the elephant ones I gave you. Either way. Just remember, wine is to be fun and enjoyable, and as always, enjoy every bottle, every sip.